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• CRITICAL PATH METHOD

  • A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.

• STRIKE

  • An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.

• DELAYED PAYMENT

  • A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

• COMPLETION DATE

  • The point at which liquidated damages begin.

• LIQUIDATED DAMAGES

  • A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.

• AUDITOR

  • People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.

• LAWYER

  • People who go in after the auditors and strip the bodies.

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