Construction Definitions
CONTRACTOR
- A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut, or deal.
BID OPENING
- A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
BID
- A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.
LOW BIDDER
- A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
ENGINEER’S ESTIMATE
- The cost of construction in heaven.
PROJECT MANAGER
- The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.